It's gonna be a busy month for us foot soldiers in the KISS Army.
(Actually, i prefer to think of myself as a semi-retired lieutenant colonel)
September 15th is the release date for the new Ace Frehley CD, Anomaly. It's the legendary Space Ace's first solo release in 96 years. Actually, it's only been like twenty but, let's face it, Cassettes were still the biggest-selling music media when i last saw a new Ace record anywhere.
October 6th sees the new studio CD (only 10 years in the making) from KISS called Sonic Boom. The CD will be exclusively available at Wal-Mart stores everywhere, coveniently located next to the all-new KISS adult diapers.
Hey, don't let it be said that Gene Simmons does not know his demographics.
Of course, there will be four collectible KISS adult diapers.
The Gene Simmons Adult Diaper-- not only full of more shit than any other adult diaper on the market, can also spew and recycle more shit than one human can biologically reproduce.
The Ace Frehley Adult Diaper-- defective upon purchase. Just does as little as possible all the time.
The Paul Stanley Adult Diaper-- just feels like a tongue in your ass 24-7. Perfect if you're into that sort of thing...not that there is anything wrong with that.
The Peter Criss Adult Diaper-- just complains constantly that he doesn't get as much shit as the other three.
I can already imagine Gene suggesting the taglines to the ad agency. "Dressed To Spill", "Let's Put The X In Excrement", "Crappy, Crappy Nights"...oh, i could go on and on.
In reality, how much further away are we from this MAD TV sketch?
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